"We do not tolerate people that talk or text in the theater. In fact, before every film, we have several warnings on screen to prevent such happenings. Occasionally, someone doesn't follow the rules, and we do, in fact, kick their asses out of our theater. This video is an actual voicemail from a woman that was kicked out of one of our Austin theaters. Thanks, anonymous woman, for being awesome."
My favourite line: "no one ever gave a f*ck about what me - I was doin' on my f*ckin' phone" (sound so wrong there, but still really funny! hehe)
Anyway, an applaud for this mysterious woman for an awesome voice mail.
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Disclaimer: I didn't own this vdo. It belongs to Alamo Drafthouse who posted this vdo initially on Youtube.